I WAS JUST SITTING HERE THINKING ABOUT FUNNY THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED IN MY LIFE, SO WHAT ARE YOURS? A FEW FUNNY THINGS THAT CRACKED ME UP,
ONCE WHEN MARTY AND ME FIRST GOT MARRIED WE WENT SHOPPING AT SMITH'S FOOD KING AND THE LITTLE BRAT DID SOMETHING TO TICK ME OFF, I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT, BUT I KEPT TELLING HIM TO KNOCK IT OFF OR ELSE I WAS GOING TO GET EVEN!! WELL US CAMPBELL'S ALWAYS GET EVEN, SO I TURNED AROUND AND I PULLED HIS SWEATS DOWN RIGHT THEIR IN THE AISLE!! I DON'T THINK ANYONE WAS WATCHING, BUT MARTY ALSO TO THIS DAY HAS NEVER WORN SWEATS OUTSIDE OF OUR HOME! ANOTHER TIME WE WERE IN THE BURGER KING DRIVE-THRU AND HE WAS FIDDLING AROUND WITH SOMETHING AND I KEPT TELLING HIM TO WATCH THE CAR IN FRONT OF US, WELL HE DIDN'T AND HE HIT IT ON THE BUMPER, IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY TO EXPLAIN THAT ONE!! I WAS TALKING TO SOMEONE IN OUR WARD ONE DAY AND I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT BUT INSTEAD OF SAYING SIX, I SAID SEX. THAT WILL MAKE YOU BLUSH REAL FAST!! I LEARNED THAT YOU NEVER ASK ANYONE THAT YOU VISIT TEACH IF THEY ARE PREGANT, JUST LET THEM TELL YOU!! I WAS AT A DINNER ONCE, I AM NOT SURE WHERE IT WAS, ALL I REMEMBER WAS MISSING THE CHAIR AND FALLING ON THE FLOOR, IN A DRESS!! I HAVE ALSO WALKED INTO THE MEN'S RESTROOM ALL THE WAY AND THEN SAW A MAN IN THERE AND REALIZED I WAS PROBABLY IN THE WRONG PLACE, MARTY OF COURSE WAS OUTSIDE THE DOOR WITH THE KID LAUGHING!! I HAVE HAD SALAD AND DRESSING DUMPED ON MY HEAD AT THAT OLD PIZZA PLACE IN SUN VALLEY, THAT WAS CHOICE!! ANYWAY JUST A FEW LAUGHS TO HELP YOU SMILE, SHARE YOURS!! LOVE,C
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Funny things huh? All righty - you asked for 'em!
- When Nate & I were dating, we went to Smiths to get drinks (I think Blake was with us too) - (I don't remember the name of them but they were in glass bottles & they don't make them anymore, but they were TASTY) - anyway, we were standing in line and I was holding a drink in each hand and I started swinging my arms back and forth... all of a sudden I hear a "smash" and there was a big puddle on the floor behind me - I had swung the bottles into each other... it was pretty funny.
- We went to Jackson Hole as a family about 10 years ago and I locked my keys in my Subaru - while it was running! Thank goodness Cody knew how to break into cars!
I'm sure I have more but I can't think of them right now - I've got too much to do!! Give me a week & I'll see if I can add more - cuz really - I'm a clutz & should have plenty of stories!
My zipper ripping out in the back of my dress pants in front of a large group I was entertaining-I had to hold my sweater down, run to the mall and get another pair of pants. Kim wearing his mother in law's bra. Ryan in the red nightgown...who has it? Dad outside the tent in his undies chasing off a bear. Playing Tarzan and Jane at the cabin...beaver, eagle...ring any bells? I have so many more, share them later. Love, Vic
how funny!!! i am glad marty does not wear those pants in public with you cricket!! hows things going???
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